Seeking folks of both Alpha and Beta dispositions to read and comment on the 2nd draft of “LaoWhy?” my novel on underground expat culture in China. Originally the idea came to me while jogging in rural Rhode Island after returning from a three and half year stint in China. Looking down beer cans and crumpled leaves on the road, I realized I was littered with nostalgia and wanted to encapsulate my China experience in a new and “relevant” manner. Though I’m often critical of best-sellers on China’s great Rise” taking on titles with a kung-fu imagery of “Awakening a Sleeping Dragon” yet written by a stale western beaurcrat or graying economic advisor. Rather than just paraphrase, I’ll snip a paragraph from my intro:
I’m a bit skeptical of China books, yet they litter my shelves like debris in the wake of Hurricane Sandy. Ever since professing an interest in China, family members and friends dispatched a tractor beam, a seismic vortex to suck any and all “China” titles and thrust in my general directions. After reading a few of these novels, it wasn’t hard to reach several broad conclusions: 1) China is rising, 2) China’s real trajectory is an enigma 3) China is a land of unparalleled ancient history 4) China is big smelly place. Then as if following a recipe, the author will take a dash of those four ingredients and try to bake something entirely new and refined, embedding a small morsel of wisdom from the same damned flour. Let’s be honest here, no one can actually offer insight as to China’s true direction or global footprint. Nobody. Not even the Politburo Standing Committee, and even if they did, there’s no way in hell that information would leak from Zhong Nan Hai. So before we ask ourselves about the recoil when “A Billion Chinese Jump,” we need to realize that yes, there will be an impact, and yes, we can make sweeping generalizations based on economic and sociological data, but not one soul on the face of the earth can actually lay it down in plain English, indented 1.5” margins, in black text, pages stacked, bound, and paired with a shiny cover.
Here we have the sex, drugs and rock and roll of the China books. These are the lives of laowais, and, many adhere to that order of self indulgence. The cast of characters we’ll be revealing range from global nomads smoking DMT, to Business exec’s perched high on their MBA. From Mandarin masters, to “Ni hao, shay shay,” I’ll be taking you on a bare-no- frills ride through the who, what where, when but most importantly WHY foreigners are coming to China, who, after seeing the Great wall, decide to carve out a lifestyle over in the red slab of financial frontier.
I’d love to bait you with tales of sex, treachery, deception and disco balls, but if you know me chances are you know what you’re getting into. Cheers. If you would like to eyeball a draft Please contact me by leaving a comment or hollering at @iseastars on Twitter and I’ll try to send you a copy.


